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Posted on 31st Aug at 8:08 PM, with 35 notes

"I have a lot of anxieties. I don’t know what yours feel like, but here’s what mine feels like. You’re at a party, it’s just a regular fun party, and then someone shows up in a really, pretty frighteningly realistic gorilla costume, except you can see their eyeballs inside. And you know it’s just fuckin’ Steve Benaquist, and everyone’s like, oh yeah, it’s Steve Benaquist … but he won’t say he’s Steve Benaquist. And then he starts chasing you. That’s what I feel like all the time.”

- Maria Bamford

Posted on 10th Apr at 9:38 PM, with 8 notes
"I remember I had a very close relationship with this other child, I was his imaginary friend."
Emo Phillips
Posted on 10th Jun at 7:40 PM, with 13 notes
"Probably the toughest time in anyone’s life is when you have to murder a loved one because they’re the Devil. Other than that, though, it’s been a good day."
Emo Phillips
Posted on 29th Mar at 9:06 AM, with 2 notes
"Did St. Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds he would have done better to preach to the cats."
Rebecca West
Posted on 19th Mar at 10:24 AM
Jessica Valenti

‎”What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt, skank.
Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy…
Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up.”

 
Posted on 16th Mar at 3:34 PM, with 1 note
I got a Christmas card like this once.

I got a Christmas card like this once.

Tagged: #poem, #quote, #art, #dream,
Posted on 8th Feb at 4:13 PM, with 4 notes

What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re probably thinking of words like slut, whore, bitch, cunt, skank.

Okay, now, what are the worst things you can call a guy? Fag, girl, bitch, pussy…
Notice anything? The worst thing you can call a girl is a girl. The worst thing you can call a guy is a girl. Being a woman is the ultimate insult. Now tell me that’s not royally fucked up.

Jessica ValentiFull Frontal Feminism: A Young Woman’s Guide to Why Feminism Matters

Posted on 23rd Jan at 10:54 PM, with 2 notes
I’m a pretentious hipster. Doesn’t matter. Still wrong.

I’m a pretentious hipster. Doesn’t matter. Still wrong.

Tagged: #bon iver, #music, #quote,
Posted on 5th Jan at 1:18 AM
The best advice I’ve ever gotten.

Everyone experiences the existential blues…sooner than you think …you will be feelin’ less and less sorry for yourself and then one afternoon… lo-and-behold you will have the sharp realization and say unto yourself… what a fucking waste of my precious time…fuck this…smilingly, you will grasp the truth regarding the bullet you have dodged, feeing very smart about yourself and a bit wiser, you will have moved on.

- Steven F. Wayne

Tagged: #quote, #advice, #text,
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