an animal crossing villager: adabladbaj? akdnuifmanfm!
me:
Mario Party. Ruining Friendships Since 1998.
(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)
can’t wait to have my bachelors degree and never have to think again
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry
“Where the hell are you, in a squat?” “No, that’s my house”
“Why do you have your hand over your heart? Doing the pledge?” “No, I have tachycardia, I’m going to the ER.”
“Girl why are you talking like that, what did you have a stroke?” “Yes, last night.”
“Did you see that hilarious dorky children’s musician out there today?” “Who, my dad?”
“FINALLY I’m out of that boooring lecture” “Shhh, that’s the speaker right over there.”
“I once heard someone say a horrible racial slur. They were like ‘oh look, there’s a X”’ (Black man rounds the corner)